How can I ever thank you? gushed a woman to

So you are distantly related to the

| Brother and sister jokes

So you are distantly related to the family next door, are you? Yes- their dog is our dog's brother.

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yo mama so fat she has seat belts

| Yo momma jokes

yo mama so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!!!!!!!!!

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Who is the Gorillas' favourite President of

| Gorilla jokes

Who is the Gorillas' favourite President of recent years? Hairy Truman!

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What is the difference between a fly and a bird

| Bird jokes

What is the difference between a fly and a bird ? A bird can fly but a fly can't bird !

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There was a man staying the night

| Travel and tourist jokes

There was a man staying the night in a hotel. He called the front desk and said, "Excuse me, sir, I've got a leak in my sink." The man at the front desk replied, "Oh, okay, go ahead, but most guests just use the toilet."

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How can I ever thank you? gushed a woman to her lawyer, after he had solved her legal troubles. “My dear woman,” lawyer replied, “Ever since the Phoenicians invented money there has been only one answer to that easy question.”