If King Kong came to England why would he

Doctor: Have you ever had this

| Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor: Have you ever had this before? Patient: Yes. Doctor: Well, you've got it again!

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What do you get if you cross a cat

| Cat jokes

What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas ? Santa Claws !

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What is a Chihuahua's

| Dog jokes

What is a Chihuahua's favorite sport? Miniature golf!

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Fred: I got 100 in school today.

| School jokes

Fred: I got 100 in school today. Mother: Wonderful. What did you get 100 in? Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well, at least you can add !

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What does ever horse and rider do at the same

| Horse jokes

What does ever horse and rider do at the same time? Grow old!

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If King Kong came to England why would he live in the Tower of London? Because he’s a beef-eater.