Farmer: What would you do if a bull charged
| Money jokes
Farmer: What would you do if a bull charged you? Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.
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What kind of ant is good at maths ?
| Ant jokes
What kind of ant is good at maths ? An accountant !
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An elderly man was quite unhappy because he
| Religious jokes
An elderly man was quite unhappy because he had lost his favorite hat. Instead of buying a new one, he decided he would go to church and swipe one out of the vestibule. When he got there, an usher intercepted him at the door and took him to a pew where he had to sit and listen to the entireserm
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Part of a Flight Attendant's arrival
| Aviation jokes
Part of a Flight Attendant's arrival announcement: "We'd like to thank you folks for flying with us today. And, the next time you get the insane urge to go blasting through the skies in a pressurized metal tube, we hope you'll think of us here at US Airways."
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Q: What do lead trumpet players use for birth
| Music jokes
Q: What do lead trumpet players use for birth control? A: Their personality.
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The defendant stood up in the dock and said to the judge, “I dont recognize this court!” “Why?” asked the Judge. “Because you’ve had it decorated since the last time I was here.”