How many archaeologists does it take to change a
| Humor jokes
How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.
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Alsation: How did you find the fleas?
| Dog jokes
Alsation: How did you find the fleas? Beagle: I didn't! They found me!
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When do hamburgers most enjoy
| Burger jokes
When do hamburgers most enjoy watching TV? During PRIME time!
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Q: Why did the eskimo wash his clothes in Tide?
| Ethnic jokes
Q: Why did the eskimo wash his clothes in Tide? A: Because it was too cold outside.
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Customer: "I've been doing risk analysis by
| Computer jokes
Customer: "I've been doing risk analysis by hand for five years, and we finally got your program so we could do it automatically -- but there's a bug in it. The answers come out differently each time." Tech Support: "Sir, are you aware that our program uses Monte-Carlo analysis?" Customer:
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Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced the opposing lawyers. “So,” he said, “I have been presented, by both of you, with a bribe.” Both lawyers squirmed uncomfortably. “You, attorney Leon, gave me $15,000. And you, attorney Campos, gave me $10,000.” The judge reached into his pocket and pulled out a check. He handed it to Leon … “Now then, I’m returning $5,000, and we’re going to decide this case solely on its merits.”