Mother: "Why are you home from school so
| School jokes
Mother: "Why are you home from school so early?" Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh, really? What was the question? Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal?"
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How many chocolate bunnies can
| Easter jokes
How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket? One. After that the basket won't be empty.
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How does a football player make phone calls?
| Telephone jokes
How does a football player make phone calls? On a touch-down phone.
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Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim? Defendant: No, I did not. Prosecutor: Do you know what the penalties are for perjury? Defendant: Yes, I do. And they’re a hell of a lot better than the penalty for murder.