Judge: What is your

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| Children jokes

Did you hear about the boy who wanted to run away to the circus ? He ended up in a flea circus !

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Q. What do most men

| Men jokes

Q. What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant? A. Any place without a drive-up window.

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What do you call a vulture with no

| Bird jokes

What do you call a vulture with no beak? A head banger.

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What do you call a lion wearing a

| Various animal jokes

What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane ? A dandy lion !

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Yesterday, scientists in the

| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

Yesterday, scientists in the United States revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, they fed one hundred men twelve pints of beer and observed that 100% of them started talking nonsense and couldn't drive.

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Judge: What is your relationship with the plaintiff? A: She is my daughter. Judge: Was she your daughter on February 13, 1979?