Three men were standing in line to get
| Heaven and hell jokes
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so Peter had to tell the first one, "Heaven's getting pretty close to full today, and I've been asked to admit only people who have had particularly horrible deaths. So what's your s
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A farmer
| Farmer jokes
A farmer was interviewing a young man for the job of assistant farmhand. `You'll need to be fit,' said the farmer. `Have you ever had any illnesses? Any accidents?' 'No, sir,' replied the young man proudly. `But you're on crutches. You must have had an accident! said the farmer. `Oh, the
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Q: What are the blonde's first words after 4
| Blonde jokes
Q: What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college? A: "Would you like fries with that?"
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A lawyer with insomnia consulted her doctor.
| Lawyer jokes
A lawyer with insomnia consulted her doctor. "Which side is it best to lie on?" she asked. "The side that pays your fee," replied the doctor.
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What did one frog say.to the other?
| Frog jokes
What did one frog say.to the other? Time's sure fun when you're having flies!
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A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a man charged with drunk driving who claimed it simply wasn’t true. “I’m as sober as you are, your honor,” the man claimed. The judge replied, “Clerk, please enter a guilty plea. The defendant is sentenced to 30 days.”