What musical instrument goes with cheese?
| Food jokes
What musical instrument goes with cheese? Picklelo.
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Why did the boy take the ruler to
| Bed jokes
Why did the boy take the ruler to bed? He wanted to see how long he slept.
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What should you do
| Dirty jokes
What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use a lubricant.
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Kowalski and Janzek left Hamtramack and
| Idiot and fool jokes
Kowalski and Janzek left Hamtramack and went out in the woods looking for Christmas trees. They looked all day without any luck. Near nightfall Kowalski finally said, "Janzek, I'm takin' the next tree we come to, whether it has lights on it or not!"
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Q: How many divorcees does it take to change a
| Divorce jokes
Q: How many divorcees does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: None. The sockets all went with the house.
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Three men: an editor, a photographer, and a journalist are covering a political convention in Miami. They decide to walk up and down the beach during their lunch hour. Halfway up the beach, they stumbled upon a lamp. As they rub the lamp a genie appears and says “Normally I would grant you three wishes, but since there are three of you, I will grant you each one wish.” The photographer went first. “I would like to spend the rest of my life living in a huge house in St. Thomas with no money worries.” The genie granted him his wish and sent him on off to St. Thomas. The journalist went next. “I would like to spend the rest of my life living on a huge yacht cruising the Mediterranean with no money worries.” The genie granted him his wish and sent him off to the Mediterranean. Last, but not least, it was the editor’s turn. “And what would your wish be?” asked the genie. “I want the m both back after lunch” replied the editor, “the deadline for tomorrow’s newspaper is in about ten hours.