A cub reporter for

Q: Which is easier for a man to

| Women jokes

Q: Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine? A: It depends on the age.

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Fred's mother was on the

| Dentist jokes

Fred's mother was on the telephone to the boy's dentist. "I don't understand it," she complained, "I thought his treatment would only cost me $20, but you've charged me $80." "It is usually $20, ma'am," agreed the dentist, "but Fred yelled so loudly that three of my other patients ran away!

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I cant believe

| Travel and tourist jokes

I cant believe it, said the tourist. "I've been here an entire week and it's done nothing but rain. When do you have summer here?" "Well, that's hard to say," replied the local. "Last year, it was on a Wednesday."

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Q: What is the range of a tuba?

| Music jokes

Q: What is the range of a tuba? A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm.

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What makes a glow worm glow ?

| Insect jokes

What makes a glow worm glow ? A light meal !

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A cub reporter for a small town newspaper was sent out on his first assignment. He submitted the following report to his editor. “Mrs. Smith was injured in a car accident today. She is recovering in County Hospital with lacerations on her breasts.” The Editor scolded the new reporter, “This is a family paper. We don’t use words like breasts around here. Now go back and write something more appropiate!” The young reporter thought long and hard. Finally he handed the Editor the following report. “Mrs. Smith was injured in a car accident today. She is recovering in County Hospital with lacerations on her ( . )( . ) “