What kind of musical
| Fishing jokes
What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing? The cast-a-net.
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A customer called
| Computer jokes
A customer called to complain that his keyboard no longer worked. He had cleaned it by filling up his tub with soap and water and soaking the keyboard for a day, then he removed all the keys and washed them individually.
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The president got off the helicopter in
| Dirty jokes
The president got off the helicopter in front of the White House with a baby hog under each arm. The Marine guard snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "Nice pigs, sir". The president replied, "These are not pigs, these are authentic Arkansas Razorback hogs. I got one for Hillary and I go
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What's the best thing about deadly snakes ?
| Snake jokes
What's the best thing about deadly snakes ? They've got poisonality !
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Hello? the blonde responded answering the
| Dirty jokes
Hello? the blonde responded answering the phone. Hearing no response, she repeated, "Hello?" "I'll bet you want me to come over and take you into the bedroom, undress you, lick you from head to toe, and then make mad passionate love to you until dawn." the male voice whispered. "Scheesch! Y
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Why are frogs no good at websurfing? Computers have them toad-ily confused.