Phoning the florist to order some
| Dead and dying jokes
Phoning the florist to order some flowers for her lover's funeral, woman was caught off guard when asked what message she wanted on the card. "Message?" she sputtered. "Well, I guess, 'You will be missed." Visiting the funeral home, she was pleased that her floral tribute had arrived but mortified
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Janet: What's the
| Bus jokes
Janet: What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ? Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !
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What part of a car is the
| Car and train jokes
What part of a car is the laziest? The wheels. They are always tired.
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Did you hear about the monster who went to a
| Monster jokes
Did you hear about the monster who went to a holiday camp? He won the ugly mug and knobbly knees competition and he wasn't even entered.
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What's long and stylish and full of cats?
| Easter jokes
What's long and stylish and full of cats? The Easter Purrade!
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