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Why are men like paper cups?

| Men jokes

Why are men like paper cups? They're disposable

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Johnny is walking along and a priest is

| Religious jokes

Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says, "Hey, mister, why are you wearing your collar backwards?" The priest says, "Because I'm a father." Johnny says, "Yeah? Well, my old man's got three kids and he don't wear his collar backwards." The priest says "You don't

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A pilot and a co-pilot were descending for a

| Aviation jokes

A pilot and a co-pilot were descending for a landing at an airport they had never been to before. The pilot looked out the windshield, and suddenly exclaimed to the co-pilot: "Holy cow! Look how short the runway is! I've never seen one that short!" The co-pilot looked out the windshield. "W

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How do zombies celebrate Halloween?

| Halloween jokes

How do zombies celebrate Halloween? They paint the town dead!

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Why are pigs such early risers?

| Pig jokes

Why are pigs such early risers? Did you ever try to shut off a rooster?

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What do you put in a www.ashing machine? Net curtains!