What did you say to the policeman who spent

What did the earwig say as it fell down the

| Insect jokes

What did the earwig say as it fell down the stairs ? Ear we go !

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Why does a flamingo lift up one leg ?

| Bird jokes

Why does a flamingo lift up one leg ? Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over !

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What do snowmen wear on their heads ?

| Snowman jokes

What do snowmen wear on their heads ? Ice caps !

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Which birds steal soap from the bath ?

| Bath jokes

Which birds steal soap from the bath ? Robber ducks !

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What do you call a mouse that can pick up a

| Monster jokes

What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster? Sir.

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What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet? Oh give it arrest.