What do you call a bloke with a
| Bus jokes
What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head? Dead.
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A police officer pulls over this guy who had
| Police jokes
A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guy's window and says, "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube." The man says, "Sorry officer I can't do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that I'll have a really bad asthma att
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Why do accountants get excited on
| Accountant jokes
Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays? They can wear casual clothes to work'
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Two Viking invaders are trudging up the beach
| Weather jokes
Two Viking invaders are trudging up the beach in the pouring rain. One looks skywards and says, "So this is England. What's it like?" The other snarls, "Well, if you like the weather, you'll love the food."
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Boy: Dad, dad, there's a spider in the bath.
| Bath jokes
Boy: Dad, dad, there's a spider in the bath. Dad: What's wrong with that? You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes, but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!
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How do you make rude noises on the Internet? With a whoop e-cushion.