Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball
| Ethnic jokes
Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD? A: A trip to Israel.
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Teacher: "Who built the first American
| Car and train jokes
Teacher: "Who built the first American car?" Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims?" Student: "Yeah, they made the Mayflower Compact."
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Who is the Lone Aardvark's faithful Indian
| Aardvark jokes
Who is the Lone Aardvark's faithful Indian companion? Tanto'
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Judge: Tell me your occupation.
| Criminal jokes
Judge: Tell me your occupation. Prisoner; I'm a locksmith, Your Honour. Judge: Then what were you doing in a jewellery shop in the middle of the night when the police saw you? Prisoner; Making a bolt for the door!
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Little Tommy's kindergarten class was on a
| Police jokes
Little Tommy's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station. There they saw pictures tacked to a big bulletin board. The label clearly read, "The 10 Most Wanted." One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. "Y
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