Why was the glow worm unhappy ?

When a plane caught fire over the jungle the

| Cannibal jokes

When a plane caught fire over the jungle the pilot ejected and landed in a cannibal's pot. The cannibal turned to his friend and said, 'What's this flier doing in my soup?'

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What dog loves to take bubble baths ?

| Bath jokes

What dog loves to take bubble baths ? A shampoodle !

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What happened when the cannibal got a

| Cannibal jokes

What happened when the cannibal got a religion? He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

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Sign seen in a bar:

| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

Sign seen in a bar: "Those drinking to forget please pay in advance."

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Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly

| Yo momma jokes

Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

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Why was the glow worm unhappy ? Because her children weren’t that bright !