Fred: What's
| Beauty jokes
Fred: What's that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders? Harry: Help! What is it? Fred: Your head!
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A man is in a bar having a
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A man is in a bar having a drink. The guy next to him falls off of his barstool. The man picks up the guy and sits him back on the barstool, and he falls off again. This time he picks the guy up and asks, Where do you live? Being a kind soul, the man takes the guy to his car, puts him in the
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Tuba Player: Did you hear
| Music jokes
Tuba Player: Did you hear my last recital? Friend: I hope so.
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When does a person decide to become an
| Accountant jokes
When does a person decide to become an accountant? When he realises he doesn't have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker.
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A little monster was learning to play the
| Money jokes
A little monster was learning to play the violin,' I'm good, aren't I?' he asked his big brother. 'You should be on the radio,' said his brother. 'You think I'm that good?' 'No, I think you're terrible, but if you were on the radio, I could switch you off !
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Why are mosquitoes annoying? Because they get under your skin.