What do you call a pig with three eyes?
| Pig jokes
What do you call a pig with three eyes? ...A piiig
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Q: How many republicans
| Political jokes
Q: How many republicans does it take to disarm the law abiding public so that the government can enforce totalitarianistic and unconstitutional laws? A: None. The Sociali--Democrats do that
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Following some duty overseas, the officers at
| Military jokes
Following some duty overseas, the officers at the Fort were planning a welcome home party and dance for the unit. Being an all male combat force, they decided to request coeds from some of the surrounding colleges to attend. The Captain called Vassar and was assured by the Dean that arrangem
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There was a communist
| Weather jokes
There was a communist named Rudolph. One day he looked out the window and said, "It looks like a storm is coming." "No it isn't," said his wife. "Besides, how would you know?" "Because," he responded, "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."
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What has eighteen legs and fetches a ball?
| Dog jokes
What has eighteen legs and fetches a ball? The Philadelphia Beagles!
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What is the definition of a caterpillar ? A worm in a fur coat !