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Three women are about to be

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Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead and one's a blonde. The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts, Ready! Aim! Suddenly the brunette yells, EARTHQUAKE!!! Everyone is

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What diploma do criminals get?

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What diploma do criminals get? The third degree.

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What do you call a bell

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What do you call a bell wearing a tutu ? A bellerina !

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Did you hear about that guy

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Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah's witness? - He refused becuase he hadn't seen the accident.

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Q: What is the pink stuff between elephant's

| Elephant jokes

Q: What is the pink stuff between elephant's toes? A: Slow clowns.

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What goes 99-clonk, 99-clonk, 99-clonk ? A centipede with a wooden leg !