What do you get if you cross a centipede and a

Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the

| Music jokes

Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit? A: Will the defendant please rise.

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Q: What do you call a male quartet?

| Music jokes

Q: What do you call a male quartet? A: Three men and a tenor.

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This women had a magic morror from which

| Dirty jokes

This women had a magic morror from which anything you wanted you got,so one day she stood in front of the mirror and said I wish i had bigger breasts and it happened so then she ran down stairs to show her husband he was so amazed that he ran up stairs and stood infront of the mirror and said i wi

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Jill tells her husband, "Jack, that young

| Marriage jokes

Jill tells her husband, "Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door seem such a loving twosome. Every morning, when he leaves the house, he kisses her goodbye, and every evening when he comes homes, he brings her a dozen roses. Now, why can't you do that?" "Gosh," Jack says, "wh

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| Yo momma jokes

ur mama is sooo fat, she sat on a dollar and made 4 quarters pop out.

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What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ? Enough drumsticks to feed an army !