Why did the poor dog chase his own tail ?
| Dog jokes
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail ? He was trying to make both ends meet !
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A motorist ran into a shop.
| Car and train jokes
A motorist ran into a shop. "Do you own a black and white cat?" he asked. "No," replied the manager. "Oh dear," said the motorist, "I must have run over a nun."
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How do you know when there's a rabbit in your
| Rabbit jokes
How do you know when there's a rabbit in your bed? You can smell the carrots on his breath.
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What is musical and
| Music jokes
What is musical and handy in the supermarket. A Chopin Lizst.
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Q: How many folk musicians does it take to
| Music jokes
Q: How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb? A: Seven; one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What did the bee say to the flower ? Hello honey !