Having passed
| Military jokes
Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked by the doctor, "Why do you want to join the Navy, son?" "My father said it'd be a good idea, sir." "Oh? And what does your father do?" "He's in the Army, sir."
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Open wider.
| Dentist jokes
Open wider. requested the dentist, as he began his examination of the patient. "Good God !" he said startled. "You've got the biggest cavity I've ever seen - the biggest cavity I've ever seen." "OK Doc !" replied the patient. "I'm scared enough without you saying something like that twice."
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Q: What's one thing everybody sees in
| Dirty jokes
Q: What's one thing everybody sees in a blonde? A: A dick.
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Would you like a duck egg for supper?
| Food jokes
Would you like a duck egg for supper? Only if you quack it for me.
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Why did the farmer put his cow on
| Cow jokes
Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales? He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!
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What are spiders webs good for ? Spiders !