Did you hear about the stupid turkey?
| Christmas jokes
Did you hear about the stupid turkey? It was looking forward to Christmas!
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Where does a cow stop to drink?
| Cow jokes
Where does a cow stop to drink? The milky way!
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How do you cook vegatables in the
| Humor jokes
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ? Take them out their wheelchair.
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Two
| Divorce jokes
Two men are talking. The first sez, "I got married because I was tired of eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry and wearing shabby clothes." "Amazing," said the second, "I just got divorced for the very same reasons."
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What kind of make up was the girl wearing on
| Halloween jokes
What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween? Mash-scara!
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Surveyor: This house is a ruin. I wonder what stops it from falling down. Owner: I think the woodworm are holding hands.