One day a boy and his father were at the
| Political jokes
One day a boy and his father were at the dining room table working on the boy's Social Studies homework, the chapter about government. The boy turns to his father and asks, "Dad, how many people work in the U.S. government?" The father replies without hesitating, "Oh, about ten percent."
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What must a policeman have before searching a
| Rabbit jokes
What must a policeman have before searching a rabbits' home? A search warren!
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How does the vicar explore the
| Internet jokes
How does the vicar explore the Internet? With the church mouse.
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Q: Why did the blonde jump off the cliff?
| Blonde jokes
Q: Why did the blonde jump off the cliff? A: She thought her maxi pad had wings
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Two blondes are on
| Blonde jokes
Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.
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Why did the stupid boy wear a turtle neck sweater? To hide his flea collar.