Q: Why are conductors' hearts popular for
| Music jokes
Q: Why are conductors' hearts popular for transplants? A: They've had little use.
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What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a
| Cow jokes
What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight? Sir Loin!
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Customer: "Why didn't you tell me I have
| Computer jokes
Customer: "Why didn't you tell me I have call waiting?" Tech Support: "Sir, we have no way of knowing if you have call waiting." Customer: "Well, you should ask everybody!" Tech Support: "Do you have call waiting?" Customer: "What's that?"
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An old
| Old age jokes
An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: "I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first?" Patient: "Well, give me the bad news first." Doctor: "You have cancer, I estimate that you have about two years left." Patient: "OH NO!
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A young accountant spends a week at his new
| Accountant jokes
A young accountant spends a week at his new office with the retiring accountant he is replacing. Each and every morning as the more experienced accountant begins the day, he opens his desk drawer, takes out a worn envelope, removes a yellowing sheet of paper, reads it, nods his head, looks aroun
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What do you call a stupid skeleton? Bonehead.