What did the idiot do to the flea in

Q: What changes would occur in your

| Car and train jokes

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

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Q: How do you know if there is a drummer at your

| Music jokes

Q: How do you know if there is a drummer at your door? A: The knocking always speeds up.

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Q: What is the difference between a smart

| Blonde jokes

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? A: Bigfoot has been sighted.

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A man was fed up of

| Car and train jokes

A man was fed up of having his car broken into and having his radio stolen he decided he would remove it when he parked his car he also left a note saying there is no point in breaking in my car as there is nothing to steal. When he returned to his car it had been broken into again and there w

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Where do you find monster snails?

| Monster jokes

Where do you find monster snails? On the end of monsters fingers.

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What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear? Shot it!