Q: How many Republicans does it take to
| Political jokes
Q: How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two-one to do it and one to steady the chandelier. A: None, they only screw the poor
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Why do teachers
| School jokes
Why do teachers use a bamboo cane? Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!
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How did the bootician style the ghost's hair?
| Ghost jokes
How did the bootician style the ghost's hair? With a scare dryer!
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Where can a burger get a great night's
| Burger jokes
Where can a burger get a great night's sleep? On a bed of lettuce!
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A man was given the job of painting the white
| Humor jokes
A man was given the job of painting the white lines down the middle of a highway. On his first day he painted six miles; the next day three miles; the following day less than a mile. When the foreman asked the man why he kept painting less each day, he replied "I just can't do any better. Ea
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The Albanian planted lightbulbs in his garden. He heard that tulips grew from bulbs.