Q: What a BLONDE will ask the
| Blonde jokes
Q: What a BLONDE will ask the doctor, in the maternity ward? A: "Is it mine?"
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Passenger: Will this bus take me to New York?
| Bus jokes
Passenger: Will this bus take me to New York? Driver: Which part? Passenger: All of me, of course!
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Bentley and his wife and son were sitting at
| Parent jokes
Bentley and his wife and son were sitting at the dinner table when the boy suddenly blurted out, "Gee, you're dumb, Mom. You don't know anything." "Now, son," scolded Bentley, "you musn't be picky about your mother's little faults."
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The Mafia was looking
| Business jokes
The Mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all the private businesses that they were 'protecting'. Feeling the heat from the police force, they decided to use a deaf person for this job. If he were to get caught, he wouldn't be able to communicate to the police what he
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At three o'clock one morning a
| Telephone jokes
At three o'clock one morning a veterinary surgeon was woken from a deep sleep by the ringing of his telephone. He staggered downstairs and answered the phone. "I'm sorry if I woke you," said a voice at the other end of the line. "That's all right," said the vet, "I had to get up to answer the teleph
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Q: Did you hear about the 25 Irish people that drowned? A: They were riverdancing.