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Customer: Why doesn't your menu list

| Waiter jokes

Customer: Why doesn't your menu list prices? Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.

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Which villains steal soap from the bath?

| Bath jokes

Which villains steal soap from the bath? Robber ducks.

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A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker

| Ethnic jokes

A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals. The chief comes to them and says, "The bad news is that now we've caught you and we're going to kill you. We will put you in a pot, cook you, eat you and then we're going to use your skins to build a canoe. The good news

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A magician was

| Travel and tourist jokes

A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again. There was only one problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did

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Q: Did you hear about the 25 Irish

| Idiot and fool jokes

Q: Did you hear about the 25 Irish people that drowned? A: They were riverdancing.

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Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine. The message “He’s lying” was placed in the copier, and police pressed the copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn’t telling the truth. Believing the “lie detector” was working, the suspect confessed.