Juggler, driving to his next
| Police jokes
Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. "What are those knives doing in your car?" asked the officer. "I juggle them in my act." "Oh yeah?" says the cop. "Let's see you do it." So the juggler starts tossing and juggling the knives. A guy driving by sees this and sa
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What purrs along the road and leaves
| Various animal jokes
What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn? A Moles Royce.
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Two hunters
| Hunting jokes
Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting. They were quite successful in their venture and bagged six big bucks. The pilot came back, as arranged, to pick them up. They started loading their gear into the plane, including the six elk. But the pilot objected and h
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Did you hear about the piglets
| Pig jokes
Did you hear about the piglets who wanted to do something special for mother's day? What did they do? They threw a sowprize party.
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Why did the grape cross the road?
| Food jokes
Why did the grape cross the road? To get away from the grapefruit.
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My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of a large bank. Employees in the field call him when they have problems with their computers. One night he got a call from a woman in one of the branch banks who had this question: “I’ve got smoke coming from the back of my terminal. Do you guys have a fire downtown?”