Where did the burgers go after
| Marriage jokes
Where did the burgers go after their wedding? On a bun-eymoon!
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Why did the dog sleep so poorly?
| Dog jokes
Why did the dog sleep so poorly? By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!
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At a party, a conjurer was producing egg after
| Food jokes
At a party, a conjurer was producing egg after egg from a little boy's ear. "There!" he said proudly. "I bet your Mum can't produce eggs without hens, can she?" "Oh yes, she can," said the boy. "She keeps ducks."
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How did the aliens hurt the farmer?
| Farmer jokes
How did the aliens hurt the farmer? They trod on his corn.
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One Sunday
| Military jokes
One Sunday morning, the priest noticed Little Johnny was staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church. It was covered with names, and small American flags were mounted on either side of it. The seven-year old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the priest
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Loomis: Does your dog have a license? Fenton: Hell, no! I do all the drivin’.