'Father Christmas has two
| Christmas jokes
'Father Christmas has two reindeer. He calls one Edward and the other one Edward! I bet you can't tell me why he does that! 'Oh, yes I can. the elf said. 'Because tow 'Eds are better than one, of course!
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Cash, check or charge? I asked after
| Marriage jokes
Cash, check or charge? I asked after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I notice a remote control for a television set in her purse. "Do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied. "But my husband refused to come shopping with me, so I
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What happened to the cannibal lion?
| Cannibal jokes
What happened to the cannibal lion? He had to swallow his pride.
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Room service? Send up a larger
| Travel and tourist jokes
Room service? Send up a larger room.
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Kennen was having a drink in a saloon when his neighbor, Stakely, came rushing in. “Ah think somebody’s stealin’ yore pickup truck!” the man said breathlessly. Kennan ran outside, but came back right away. “Well, did yew stop him?” asked Stakely. “Naw!” said the redneck. “He was too fast. But Ah got his license plate before he got away!”