How do you keep an imbecile

Sister Mary burst into the office of the

| Religious jokes

Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal of Our Lady of Perpetual Motion parochial school in an advanced state of agitation. "Father!" she cried, "just WAIT until you hear this!" The priest led the sister to a chair, and said, " Now just calm down and tell me what has you so excited?"

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Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?

| Bird jokes

Q: Why did the rooster cross the road? A: To get to the chick across the street!

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A man has spent many days

| Business jokes

A man has spent many days crossing the desert without water. His camel has died of thirst. He's crawling through the sands, certain that he has breathed his last, when all of a sudden he sees a shiny object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him. He crawls to the object, pulls it

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If you need a loan, who do you see in the

| Humor jokes

If you need a loan, who do you see in the bank? The Loan Arranger (Lone Ranger).

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A husband and wife were having dinner at a

| Divorce jokes

A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, says she'll see him later and walks away. His wife glares at him and says, "Who the hell was that?" "Oh," replies the husband, "s

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How do you keep an imbecile happy all his life ? Tell him a joke when he’s a baby !