Once upon a time there was a beautiful oil
| Accountant jokes
Once upon a time there was a beautiful oil company. All day long she loved to run up and down the share price list, laughing and skipping. But one day she was very sad, because she couldn't find an interim dividend anywhere and she knew people would be very angry if she couldn't produce it.
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When Joe's wife ran away with his car, his
| Marriage jokes
When Joe's wife ran away with his car, his money and his best friend, he got so depressed that his doctor sent him to see a psychiatrist. Joe told the psychiatrist his troubles and said, "Life isn't worth living. I think I'm gonna top myself." "Don't be stupid, Joe," said the psychiatrist. "My
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Bentley and his wife and son were sitting at
| Parent jokes
Bentley and his wife and son were sitting at the dinner table when the boy suddenly blurted out, "Gee, you're dumb, Mom. You don't know anything." "Now, son," scolded Bentley, "you musn't be picky about your mother's little faults."
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The man approached the very beautiful woman
| Marriage jokes
The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, "You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?" "Why?" "Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere."
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What did the baby dolphin do when he
| Various animal jokes
What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way? He whale-d
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How do Alaska CB radio operators say “10-4”? “5-5-2-2.”