How can you shorten a bed?
| Bed jokes
How can you shorten a bed? Don't sleep long in it.
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Yo mama is so fat that when she went bunggie
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama is so fat that when she went bunggie jumping in a yellow dress, everyone was screaming the suns falling!
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Recently scientists revealed
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
Recently scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men twelve bottles of beer each. The scientists observed that 100% of the male test group gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became emotional, and
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An applicant was filling out a job
| Business jokes
An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question, "Have you ever been arrested?" He answered, "No." The next question, intended for people who had answered in the affirmative to the last one, was "Why?" The applicant answered it anyway: "Never got caught."
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Two fellows were sitting in a coffee
| Firefighter jokes
Two fellows were sitting in a coffee shop...suddenly the Town's Fire Alarm went off ... one jumped up and headed for the door ... his friend shouted, "Hey, Tom, I didn't know you were a fireman!" Tom replied, "I'm not, but my girlfriend's husband is..."
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Fred: Did you hear about the Irish window cleaner who put a sign at the top of his ladder? Harry: What did the sign say? Fred: Stop.