The seven-year old girl told her mom,
| Doctor and nurse jokes
The seven-year old girl told her mom, "A boy in my class asked me to play doctor." "Oh, dear," the mother nervously sighed. "What happened, honey?" "Nothing, he made me wait 45 minutes and then double-billed the insurance company."
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What did one dairy cow say to another?
| Cow jokes
What did one dairy cow say to another? Got milk?
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Little Johnny 's next door neighbors had a baby.
| Baby jokes
Little Johnny 's next door neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears. When they arrived home from the hospital, the parents invited Little Johnny's family to come over and see their new baby. Little Johnny's parents were very afraid that their son would have a wise
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What did the big cracker
| Christmas jokes
What did the big cracker say to the little cracker ? My pop is bigger than yours !
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How does an octopus go to war ?
| Various animal jokes
How does an octopus go to war ? Well-armed !
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Did you hear about the stupid photographer? He saved burned out lightbulbs for use in his darkroom.