Where do lightning bolts go on
| Weather jokes
Where do lightning bolts go on dates? -To cloud 9
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Hey, Pop, pleaded Angelo, "can I go to the zoo
| Zoo jokes
Hey, Pop, pleaded Angelo, "can I go to the zoo to see the monkeys?" "What's the matter with you?" asked his father. "Why would you wanna go see the monkeys when your Aunt Maud is here?"
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What do you get if you cross a pig and a
| Telephone jokes
What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone ? A lot of crackling on the line !
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What's worse than a giraffe with a sore
| Aardvark jokes
What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? An aardvark with the sniffles!
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An honest seven-year-old admitted calmly to
| Children jokes
An honest seven-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brown had kissed her after class. "How did that happen?, " gasped her mother. "It wasn't easy," admitted the young lady, "but three girls helped me catch him!"
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Did you hear about the guy from Newfoundland who was twenty-two years old before he knew which part of the olive to throw away?’