Three old men are
| Old age jokes
Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. The first says, "Fellas, I got real problems. I'm seventy years old. Every morning at seven o'clock I get up and I try to urinate. All day long I try to urinate. They give me all kinds of medicine but nothing helps." The second old
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What do you get when you cross a pig with an
| Pig jokes
What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant? A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.
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A man walks into a bar and
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A man walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me two shots." Bartender says, "You want them both now or one at a time?" The guy says," Oh, I want them both now. One's for me and one's for this little guy here," and he pulls a tiny three inch man out of his pocket. The bartender asks "He
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What looks like a dog, sounds like a dog, eats
| Dog jokes
What looks like a dog, sounds like a dog, eats like a dog, but isn't a dog? A pup.
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I say waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
| Waiter jokes
I say waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Well throw him a doughnut - they make fantastic life belts!
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A student in Belle, West Virginia was suspended for three days for giving a classmate a cough drop. School principal Forest Mann reiterated the school’s “zero-tolerance” policy…not to be confused with the “zero-intelligence” policy.