This hillbilly is traveling across Texas when a
| Police jokes
This hillbilly is traveling across Texas when a state policeman pulls him over. "You got any I.D.?" the patrolman asked." "Bout what?" the hillbilly replied.
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This guy walked into a little corner store
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This guy walked into a little corner store with a shot gun and demanded all the cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier put the cash in a bag, the robber saw a bottle of scotch that he wanted behind the counter on the shelf. He told the cashier to put it in the bag as well, but the cashier re
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An 8th grade boy was doing some
| Biologist jokes
An 8th grade boy was doing some research for his career report at school. He asks his dad, "Father, how many wildlife biologists work for the Federal Government?" "The honest father replies, "Oh, I would say at least half of 'em."
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Lady:(standing in the middle of a busy street)
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Lady:(standing in the middle of a busy street) Officer, can you tell me how to get to the Hospital? Officer: Just stand where you are!!!
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There was an awful fight at the seafood
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There was an awful fight at the seafood restaurant. Four fish got battered!
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A guy walking down a street one afternoon passes an old man sitting on the side of the road with a large sack. The younger guy says to the old man, “Watcha got in the sack?” The old man responds, “I got some monkeys in that there sack.” The younger man asks, “If I guess how many monkeys you got in the sack, can I keep one?” The old man replies, “Son, if you guess how many monkeys I got in this sack, I’ll give you both of ’em!”