Who was the first accountant?
| Accountant jokes
Who was the first accountant? Adam. He got interested in figures, turned the first leaf, made the first entry, lost interest after withdrawal, buggered up the monthly accounts and raised the first liability.
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Why did the footballer hold his
| Sport jokes
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear? Because he liked sole music!
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A farmer and his brand new bride were
| Farmer jokes
A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of horses, when the older horse stumbled. The farmer said, "That's once." A little further along, the poor old horse stumbled again. The farmer said, "That's twice." After a little, while the poor
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What do you get if you cross a tiger
| Various animal jokes
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep ? A stripey sweater !
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'Mum, there's a man at the door collecting
| Children jokes
'Mum, there's a man at the door collecting for the Old Folk's Home. Shall I give him Grandma ?'
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What is the best way to hunt bear? With your clothes off’