Why is a burning candle like being
| Christmas jokes
Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ? Beacause a little water ends both of them !
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A client of a hospital where they made brain
| Police jokes
A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices. The doctor said, "Well, this Ph.D. brain costs $10,000. This brain belonged to a NASA top scientist and costs $15,000. Here we have a policeman's brain as well. It costs $50,000." The client asked, "What
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Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave
| Marriage jokes
Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place. "It's just too hot to wear clothes today," complained Jack as he stepped out of the shower. "Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?" "Probably that I married you for your
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What do you call an accountant without a
| Accountant jokes
What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet? Lost'
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Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind
| Yo momma jokes
Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!!!!
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Commissioned by a zoo to bring them some baboons, the big game hunter devised a novel scheme to trap them – his only requirements being a sack, a gun, and a particularly vicious and bad tempered dog. Once in the jungle he explained to his assistant, “I’ll climb this tree and shake the branches; if there are any baboons up there, they will fall to the ground – and the dogs will bite their tail and immobilise them so that you can pick them up quite safely and put them in the sack.” “But what do I need the gun for?” asked the assisant. “If I should fall out of the tree by mistake, shoot the dog.”