How do you separate the Greek boys from the
| Ethnic jokes
How do you separate the Greek boys from the Greek men at a Greek BBQ? With a Crowbar!!!!!
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Q: Why do men float better than
| Men jokes
Q: Why do men float better than women? A: Because they are scum.
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Q: How did bulldogs get such flat
| Dog jokes
Q: How did bulldogs get such flat noses? - A: From chasing cars.
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Were any famous men born on your
| Birthday jokes
Were any famous men born on your birthday? "No, only little babies."
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What did one mosquito say to
| Insect jokes
What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema? Fancy a bite?
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A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter asked the old man to tell him the most frightening experience he had ever had. The old explorer said, “Once I was hunting Bengal tigers in the jungles of India. I was on a narrow path and my faithful native gunbearer was behind me. Suddenly the largest tiger I have ever seen leaped onto the path in front of us. I turned to get my weapon only to find the native had fled. The tiger leapt toward me with a mighty ROARRRR! I soiled myself.” The reporter said, “Under those circumstances anyone would have done the same.” The old explorer said, “No, not then – just now when I went ‘ROARRRR!