What would you have if your car's
| Car and train jokes
What would you have if your car's motor was in flames? A fire engine.
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Do you like
| Internet jokes
Do you like surfing the net? Oh yes, I've really taken a shine to it. (Moon to Sun)
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Teacher: "Who built the first American
| Car and train jokes
Teacher: "Who built the first American car?" Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims?" Student: "Yeah, they made the Mayflower Compact."
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A man works in the
| Blonde jokes
A man works in the operations department of a large bank. Employees call him from the field when they have problems with their computers. One night a blonde woman from a branch bank called him and said, "I've got smoke coming from the back of my computer terminal. Do you guys have a fire dow
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How do you hire an elephant ?
| Elephant jokes
How do you hire an elephant ? Stand it on four bricks !
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What did the bell say when it fell in the water? I’m wringing wet.