A hound dog and a dalmation were sitting in an
| Dog jokes
A hound dog and a dalmation were sitting in an Internet cafe and the dalmation said to the hound, "Hey, check out my web site!" The hound asked for the address and the dalmation responded, "www.dalmation.dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot.
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Why don't lobsters share?
| Various animal jokes
Why don't lobsters share? They're shellfish.
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A state trooper pulled a car over and
| Car and train jokes
A state trooper pulled a car over and told the man driving that he was going 50 mph in a 40 mph zone. "I was only going 40!" the driver protested. "Not according to my radar," the trooper said. "Yes, I was!" the man shouted back. "No you weren't!" the trooper said. With that, the man's wife lean
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Wife: "Do you think of me when you're away
| Marriage jokes
Wife: "Do you think of me when you're away darling?" Husband: "Yes honey, I always bare you in mind."
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Policeman: Didn't you hear me
| Car and train jokes
Policeman: Didn't you hear me whistle at you? Woman Driver: Sure, but I don't flirt when I drive.
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Two guys are talking: (1) – I’ve bought a tour to my mother-in-law. (2) – Your mother-in-law???!!! (1) – Why not, to Bagdad.