Policeman: Why did your car
| Car and train jokes
Policeman: Why did your car just spin around in circles? Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.
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Teacher: Look at the state of the school
| Computer jokes
Teacher: Look at the state of the school computer. I want that screen cleaned so I can see my face in it! Pupil: But then it will crack and we won't be able to use it at all.
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Q: How is lightning like a violist's
| Music jokes
Q: How is lightning like a violist's fingers? A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice.
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What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell
| Dog jokes
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories ? A shaggy dogs tale !
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Who sends flowers on Valentines Day?
| Pig jokes
Who sends flowers on Valentines Day? Cupigs!
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There once was a German schoolteacher. She went to England to teach. When she arrived at the boardinghouse, she wanted to use the bathroom of the Water Closet. She sent a note with a messenger boy to the host asking where the WC was, thinking that the house knew what WC stood for. When the host recieved the letter, he wrote a response thinking that the WC was the Wayside Chapel. He reponse read: The WC is 3 miles away. My wife has been sick for a while, so she was not able to go for 3 years. The WC can hold up to 300 people at one time. The people complained about the hard wooden seats so instead soft, plush seats were made. I have reserved for you the best seat where EVERYONE can see you!