Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into
| Easter jokes
Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?" "Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."
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One day, a grandpa and his grandson
| Old age jokes
One day, a grandpa and his grandson go golfing. The young one is really good and the old one is just giving him tips. They are on hole 8 and there is a tree in the way and the grandpa says, "When I was your age, I would hit the ball right over that tree." So, the grandson hits the ball and it bu
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If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, how
| Lawyer jokes
If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, how many orchards does it take for a lawyer?
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My new baby is the image of his father.
| Baby jokes
My new baby is the image of his father. Never mind. just so long as he's healthy.
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Why did Rudolfo salute the box of
| Idiot and fool jokes
Why did Rudolfo salute the box of Cornflakes in the supermarket? Because the label said General Foods.
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The young wife was in tears when she opened the door for her husband. “I’ve been insulted,” she sobbed. “Your mother insulted me.” “My mother!” he exclaimed. “But she is a hundred miles away.” “I know, but a letter came for you this morning and I opened it.” He looked stern, “I see, but where does the insult come in?” “In the postscript,” she answered. “It said: ‘Dear Alice, don’t forget to give this letter to George.