The Counselor

What kind of ghosts haunt operating

| Dead and dying jokes

What kind of ghosts haunt operating theatres? Surgical spirits.

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What was wrong with the boy's

| Christmas jokes

What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas? Forty feet of track - all straight!

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Former Vice President Quayle, Speaker of the

| Clinton jokes

Former Vice President Quayle, Speaker of the House Gingrich, and President Clinton are traveling in a car together in Kansas. A tornado comes along and whirls them up into the air and tosses them thousands of yards away. They all fall into a daze. When they come to and extract themselves from th

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Isnt the principal a

| School jokes

Isnt the principal a dummy! said a boy to a girl. "Say, do you know who I am?" asked the girl. "No." "I'm the principal's daughter." "And do you know who I am?" asked the boy. "No," she replied. "Thank goodness!"

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What happens when geese land in a volcano ?

| Bird jokes

What happens when geese land in a volcano ? They cook their own gooses !

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The Counselor was talking to the campers about safety. She said ‘Don’t climb any trees. If you fall down and break a leg, don’t come running to me!