Steve,

Why is it that when you're driving and

| Answer me this jokes

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn the radio down?

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What kind of cat should you take into the

| Cat jokes

What kind of cat should you take into the desert ? A first aid kitty !

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How do you get four old ladies to say the F

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How do you get four old ladies to say the F word? Have the fifth one say.... BINGO!

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MOTHER PIG: What did you learn in

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MOTHER PIG: What did you learn in school today? FIRST PIGLET: Oink! Oink! SECOND PIGLET: Oink! Oink! THIRD PIGLET: Woof! Woof! MOTHER PIG: What? THIRD PIGLET: I'm taking a foreign language.

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What is a parrot?

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What is a parrot? A wordy birdy!

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Steve, Bob and Jeff are all working on some very high scaffolding. Suddenly, Steve falls off and is killed instantly. After the ambulance leaves with Steve’s body, Bob and Jeff realise they’ll have to inform his wife. Bob says he’s good with this sort of sensitive stuff, so he volunteers to do it. After two hours, he returns carrying a six-pack of beer. “So, did you tell her?” Asks Jeff. “Yep.” Replies Bob. “Hey, where did you get the six-pack?” “She gave it to me.” “What?!” Exclaims Jeff. “You just told her that her husband died, and she gave you a six-pack?!” “Sure. When she answered the door, I asked her whether she was Steve’s widow. ‘Widow?’ She said. ‘No, no..I’m not a widow. You must be mistaken. So I said, ‘I’ll bet you a six-pack you are!);