Nurse: Would you like an appointment
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Nurse: Would you like an appointment for next week? Patient: No, I'm sick now.
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A Scottish man, an Englishman and an Irishman
| Ethnic jokes
A Scottish man, an Englishman and an Irishman were sitting in a pub discussing the best pubs around. The Englishman says, There's a pub in the West Midlands where the landlord buys you a drink for every that you buy. The Scot is not impressed and says, That's nothing! In the Highlands every
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A draftee went in for his physical wearing a
| Military jokes
A draftee went in for his physical wearing a truss and with a little convincing acting got his papers marked M.E. for Medically Exempt. Afterward a friend borrowed the truss to wear for his physical. At the end of the examination the doctor stamped M.E. on his papers. "Does that mean I'm me
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A small town prosecuting attorney called his
| Old age jokes
A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial--a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?" She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy. And frankly, you've bee
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What do you call a pig who's been
| Car and train jokes
What do you call a pig who's been arrested for dangerous driving ? A road hog !
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Q: How many Mafia hitmen does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Three. One to screw it in, one to watch, and one to shoot the witness.