Fred: My mum's having a new baby.
| Baby jokes
Fred: My mum's having a new baby. Drew: What's wrong with the old one?
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If you need a loan, who do you see in the
| Humor jokes
If you need a loan, who do you see in the bank? The Loan Arranger (Lone Ranger).
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Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate
| Farmer jokes
Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a farmhouse, and before he could react, a cat ran out in front of him and*splat*... he flattened the cat. Out of kindness and consideration, he stopped, turned around and drove back to the farmhouse to notify the occupants.
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When pigs get a toothache, who do
| Pig jokes
When pigs get a toothache, who do they see?' Painless Porker.
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Which burger is famous for a long
| Burger jokes
Which burger is famous for a long nose? Cyrano de Burgerac!
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Pierre was a camper from France. In his honour, Jenny sang a French song in the talent show. But she didn’t sing very well. ‘Does that make you homesick?’ someone asked Pierre. ‘No,’ he answered. ‘Just sick sick!